December 2011
I'm actually going out now, erugh well MAKE THE...
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Last rant of the year.
Well what can I say really?
It’s new years eve, and no ones invited me out.
everyone seems to be going to cowes and I also wanted to go, but the people I was going with changed their mind and wanted to go to sandown which is perfectly fine, however I don’t want to go to sandown because to me it’s just sandown nothing special. So I ask some of my other friends if they’re...
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me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
I don't even want to go out tonight.
I wonder how many people's 'on this day last...
That awkward moment when someone scares you and... →
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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bleachbabe:
random erections are the most annoying things ever
me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
Lawl tumblr said that it's bad to use missing e.
Idgaf ~
inb4 *whoa we got a badass over here*
Might dye my hair brown like soon idk opinions?
Keep calm and get naked ~
killa-cam:
How teens and adults text: Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Omg this is my mom
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
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